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Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow.

Jul 18, 2024

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Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.

Jul 18, 2024

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She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.

Jul 18, 2024

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As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something.

Jul 18, 2024

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Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin.

Jul 15, 2024

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The old apple revels in its authority.

Jul 15, 2024

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I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

Jul 15, 2024

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Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.

Jul 15, 2024

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Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.

Jul 15, 2024

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He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.

Jul 15, 2024

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